I'm Alan Jones (Hug Me)
Let's recap. Radio broadcaster Alan Jones makes some disgusting comments about Lady Julia Grillhard's dead father. Advertisers pretend to be horrified. He then does a heartless "yeah, mate I'm heaps sorry aye" apology that outrages everybody that's ever had a relative die, died themselves and/or heard about someone dying. Then, John "Above The" Laws appears on The 730 Report dressed as a pimp, sipping a strong Malibu and Coke, kissing his ridik gold rings and refusing to take the media bait to kick Jonesy in the gutty wuts. Then, DJ Swearjar aka @paradisenights aka Bong Yza steps into the debate, splicing AJ's infamous loose tongue (no homo) with a few Indiana Jones phobias and some deep throbbing base lines.